The Ballsy Award™

Dr. Seuss: Horton Hears a Who!
Horton was the only one who could hear the Whos on the dust speck. Is there a dust spec in your life?

Dale Carnegie: How to Stop Worrying and Start Living
Even my mother thought this was a life changing book. Must read.

Herb Cohen: You can Negotiate Anything
This book has made and saved me a lot of money.

Stephen Covey: Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
Teaches you how to be successful and happy, a great combination.

Robert Kiyosaki: Rich Dad Poor Dad
Oh, this book just changed my whole life.

Richard Branson: Losing My Virginity
This guy's got Uranium Balls.

Ayn Rand: Atlas Shrugged
Oh, just the greatest novel ever written...no big deal.

Dale Carnegie: How to Win Friends and Influence People
Why, oh why, didn't they make us read this in High School? My life would have been so much easier!

Napoleon Hill: Think and Grow Rich
Many of the ballsy people you will meet in life will mention this book as one that inspired them. A must read for aspiring brass ball holders.

Hotel Rwanda
Would you risk your life to oppose genocidal generals to save a group of strangers? Paul Rusesabagina did.

The Island
There is no fucking island! Do you have the courage to say it? Ewan McGregor did.

Schindler's List
Oskar Schindler had balls for risking his life to do the right, and expensive, thing.

Gattaca
Ethan Hawke had a dream: to be an astronaut. And he would stop at nothing to realize it. Major balls.